Summer NoBreak

Summer vacation approaches.  And by “vacation” I don’t really mean “vacation.”  It’s more like summer break only it’s not really a break for me.  In fact, I’d like to rename it Summer NoBreak, because it’s that time of year that we are all here in this house together all the time.  All.  The.  Time.

I work from home, remember?  So, working at home while all the kids are frolicking and getting on each other’s nerves is like working in the midst of a mosh pit.  I should get hazard pay.  I should get a set of those Bose earphones that claim to block noise . . . and a nifty set of blinders, the kind that horses wear so I can focus on my job without losing my mind.

It’s not that I don’t want to spend time with my precious children, these adorable creatures that God entrusted to me.  It’s just that I can only take so much.  My oldest children are 17 and ever since they arrived, I’ve been a stay-at-home mother.  I’ve been here, present in body, if not in mind and spirit. Seventeen years is a long time.

Of course, I totally regret my inattentiveness throughout the years.  Why can’t I just pay more attention?  Why can’t I soak in the moments around me?  Why is my mind constantly straining to get away from wherever I am?

I’ll tell you.  Because hanging out with kids twenty-four hours a day is boring.  I was bored with it even when I was a kid!  Why do you think I read so much?  Also?  Kids are loud, at least my kids are.  My kids are not sequential, they do not care one whit about order or neatness and none of them has learned to bake cookies or iron pants.  (I blame myself.)

I miss school, my own personal school days.  When you’re in school, you know exactly where you stand.  Each test gets a grade.  You find out mid-semester if you’re passing.  If you’re me, you get gold stars and 100% scores and you know that you are doing a mighty fine job.  You get feedback.

But if you’re a mom, all you know is that your kids still don’t carry their dishes to the sink.  They drop their dirty clothes right next to the hamper.  They bicker and make each other cry.  The feedback you get comes in the form of slamming doors and snotty remarks.

With that echoing in your ears, you hope you’re doing all right, but how can you really know?  You cross your fingers and compare yourself to really bad parents on the news just to make yourself feel better.

So, while I wait for time to pass and for my final grade to come, I am going to focus on the positives.

In this case, that means this summer I’m finally going to get enough sleep . . . for the first time in seventeen years, all my kids are old enough to either sleep in (yes, Teenagers, I’m talking about you) or let me sleep in without waking me every ten minutes just to see when I plan to wake up.

All the same, Summer NoBreak is coming and I have mixed feelings about that.

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Summer NoBreak

7 thoughts on “Summer NoBreak

  1. And let us not forget the possibility of summer school, that wonderful institution in which children can make up for the time they wasted dinking around during the regular school year and simultaneously screw up any plans you had for an actual going-away-type vacation.

    Oh, and forget keeping your windows open at night to let in any cool breeze that might be coming by, because you’ll also be letting in the cacophony created by the less-parentally-attentive neighbor’s teenagers who insist upon staying up until 2:30 AM watching every Kung-Fu movie ever made or having hot tub parties with every other teenager in the metropolitan area.

    Yeah. I’m kinda not so thrilled about summer.

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  2. Thank you, THANK YOU, Mel, for being so real! If I read one more blog about “what fun summer activities do you plan to do with your kids”, I think I’ll scream. I’ve been a SAHM for 20 years, and worked from home for the last eleven — I just quit my job in March. You have described my life to a T. And even now, that I’m not working, I still consider this a no-break because they are with me every.second.of.the.day and do all the annoying things you’ve described. That’s why, on the first day of school in the fall, I hang out my American flag in celebration of the public school system. Just like my mother did when she was staying home and raising four kids. We have to make our own fun.

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  3. I can totally picture you with those headphones on and a some sweet leather bliders for horses. I don’t recommend it but it does sound like a good idea. Maybe some screen eye covers too like the horses to keep the flies away too. Miss you. Love your writing style Mel.

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  4. “I’ll tell you. Because hanging out with kids twenty-four hours a day is boring. I was bored with it even when I was a kid! Why do you think I read so much?”

    Oh, I love this line. Exactly my thoughts. If I preferred reading to kid stuff when I was a kid, why would I like the kid stuff better now? Great post. I love that you are not pretending to be excited about Summer No Break.

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