When I buy things in bulk, I intend to use up one container before we open the next. Therefore, I am bewildered to find two opened containers of these items in the fridge:
The Clan of the Cave Bear Mustard
Cucumber Chip Pickles
You might have noticed that I consolidated the four opened Cheerio boxes (plain and multi-grain) into two boxes. I am begging you not to open another box of cereal until the four open boxes are empty.
Also? Whoever smooshed the mayonnaise sandwich into the couch is fired. You’re fired!
p.s. Please flush the toilet.