And today, because I am just that fascinating, I went crazy with Liquid Nails and fixed a gliding footrest, a door, a drawer, and a piano bench. (I even used my staple gun on the piano bench. Bam! Bam! Bam!)
I drilled a hole in the ceiling and installed one of those fancy, heavy-duty hooks.
Then I drove to Lowe’s where I bought a new doorknob for the screen door. I used my drill again and installed the new doorknob. We’ve been sticking one finger into the empty doorknob hole for about, oh, two months, to open it up. And only one of us got a gaping, bleeding wound in all that time. Still. I replaced it. (Cost: eight bucks.)
Just call me Mrs. Fix-It.
(I know. How much more boring can I be? Could I just slap some wet paint up here so you could watch it dry?)