You Know You Are Old When . . .

1) You wish it would rain because your garden really needs a good soak.
2) The weekend is not fun, but actually more work because everyone’s at home.
3) You find gray hairs. On your own head.
4) You can use the following phrase in a sentence, “I remember about twenty years ago . . .”.
5) You are old enough to be a college student’s mother.
6) The “new” fashions of the day look like something you wore in fourth grade.
7) Your doctor is younger than you are.
8) It seems like the past five years have disappeared in a five minutes.
9) You see the merits of plastic surgery.
10) You don’t care what people think.

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