Nine days

I have yet to write my much-acclaimed Christmas letter.  (Do not snicker.  It is much-acclaimed and causes me a mild panic every year when I contemplate writing another one.)

I haven’t baked a single Christmas cookie, nor wrapped a gift.

I can’t even remember where I put the kids’ Christmas lists.


Send eggnog.  Wait.  Send a million dollars and a maid.  And a therapist.

Thank you and good-night.

5 thoughts on “Nine days

  1. Maybe your Christmas letter could be a haiku this year?!

    my Christmas letter
    much acclaimed, panic follows
    must have eggnog now

    Could be fun!


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