I found this sentence I wrote a few years back:
“Taking a toddler anywhere is like plopping a live grenade in your purse and hoping no one jostles you.”
Oh, so funny! I am hilarious, if I do say so myself!
I amuse myself
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That is pretty funny — and oh, so true!
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SOO TRUE
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Funny, and true. Best of both worlds 🙂
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That is hilarious, for me multiply by 2 toddlers!
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I absolutely agree – as in – could not agree more. You just never know how it’s going to be once you step out the front door. Today’s venture was great… Yesterday’s, let’s just say I’m blocking it.
-Andrea
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Very funny and such an accurate portrait!
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Ha, can I argue with you? 😀 You are oh-so-very-right….
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Funny AND accurate!
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I often repeat this one — Raising children is like getting pecked to death by a chicken. Ha ha
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You’re right on both accounts – you are funny and your statement is true.
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