Dear Guy in the faded FX Toughman shirt,
What in the name of all good sense are you doing taking a young girl (was she eight?!) to a rated R movie like “Zodiac”? Are you insane? Or just selfish? Or stupid?
The previews alone for half a dozen gory horror films would have given me lifelong nightmares had I seen them when I was an eight year old girl. What were you thinking? Do you think?
And furthermore, Tuesday night is a SCHOOL NIGHT, dude! The movie ended at 10 p.m. . . . isn’t that way past an 8-year old child’s bedtime? Plan ahead, pal! Get a babysitter!
What an idiot you are. When I saw that child ALONE in the bathroom, I wanted to casually ask her if she liked the movie, but I was afraid she might talk to a stranger (ME!), thus giving her the idea that it’s completely fine to talk to strangers in the bathroom at the movie theater.
Honestly. What is wrong with you?
p.s. I liked the movie. But I would NEVER in a MILLION years take a child to see it.