The Answer is No

I have seen previews for “But Can They Sing?” on VH1. I have not watched the show, but my ears have bled as I have stopped to listen to a commercial for this atrocity of a television show.

But even though I haven’t watched the show, I can say with certainty that the answer is no. They cannot sing. Please, no more singing by D-List, has-been celebrities.

In other news, the weekend flew by, my son’s science project is now late, I’m behind on the laundry, I made eggrolls for dinner tonight using those wrappers you see in the produce section, I’ve had a low-grade headache for three days, my sister is in another financial crisis, the $4 helium balloon I bought for my daughter at the grocery store where we were buying eggroll wrappers flew into the sky and I had to stop and buy another helium balloon because I am a pushover, my twins are going to be gone all day tomorrow, my husband’s leaving Friday and he’ll be gone for a week, I wrapped all the Christmas presents and shoved them under my bed on Friday night, the autumn leaves are barely clinging to the branches, and I can feel the seasons rushing by with all the force of a swollen waterfall.

16 thoughts on “The Answer is No

  1. How did it work with those eggroll wrappers? If they’re the same kind I’ve seen, I’ve always thought they were too thick.

    Wishing you a brighter today with balloons that stay put.

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  2. YOU WRAPPED ALL THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?????????????????

    My god. You really are super-woman. I feel more inadequate than ever. I hope you’re happy.

    I am still thinking about getting out the shovel and carrying the Halloween pumkin to the compost bin now that his face has totally melted.

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  3. I have about five gifts hidden up in Grandma’s old dresser. I have just made out the list of people I need to buy for this am. I am doing great, even if you have yours all WRAPPED UNDER THE BED!!!!

    So sorry about your headache. I had one all yesterday afternoon and evening, and half of the night. Am still tired from it.

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  4. How did it work with those eggroll wrappers? If they’re the same kind I’ve seen, I’ve always thought they were too thick.

    Wishing you a brighter today with balloons that stay put.

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  5. YOU WRAPPED ALL THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?????????????????

    My god. You really are super-woman. I feel more inadequate than ever. I hope you’re happy.

    I am still thinking about getting out the shovel and carrying the Halloween pumkin to the compost bin now that his face has totally melted.

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  6. I have about five gifts hidden up in Grandma’s old dresser. I have just made out the list of people I need to buy for this am. I am doing great, even if you have yours all WRAPPED UNDER THE BED!!!!

    So sorry about your headache. I had one all yesterday afternoon and evening, and half of the night. Am still tired from it.

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