1) So, how do you like your new boobs?
2) Why is your wife leaving you?
3) Do you know that your pants are falling down?
4) How much do you weigh?
5) What size are those pants?
6) How much money do you make?
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And that’s just for starters. I am curious to a rude degree.
What about you? What questions do you wish you could ask (but never would because you have manners)?