Shoo, fly, don’t bother me

What is up with super high heels?


Does anybody you know in real life actually wear them?

I see them on television all the time (perhaps I watch too many Real Housewives).  The women are hobbling down the sidewalk and I just don’t get it.

I do remember when I was a young teenager–maybe even a pre-teen–and I owned a pair of ridiculously high platform sandals which I wore with–as memory serves–“suntan” pantyhose and a polyester skirt.

But when I was young, I thought fashion mattered and I didn’t care about being unable to walk.

Now, I just want my feet not to hurt.  I want to be able to walk without tottering.  Won’t there be plenty of time to totter when I’m an old woman?

Can you imagine a man enduring the stupidity of these impossible shoes just so his calves would look more shapely or so he’d look taller and, therefore, slimmer?

Listen.  I’m already 5’7″.  I don’t need to be six feet tall but I do need to be able to balance while I walk.


The Frumpiest Woman in Southern California . . . but my feet feel fine, thanks for asking

Shoo, fly, don’t bother me


I intend to send out Christmas letters soon.  Maybe tomorrow.

Here’s the problem, though.

First of all, the two weeks prior to Christmas were so busy.   Three different employees took time off for the holidays which meant I had to cover their shifts personally.  Because of that, I worked 104 hours the two weeks prior to Christmas.  Plus, I had a house-guest.  Plus, there was the whole thing about Christmas coming, which meant decorating and buying gifts and making the magic happen.

So, I didn’t write the letter early.  Or even on time.  But I wrote it.

Then, I had to collect updated addresses from a few of my nomadic friends.

After that, I decided to create a new address data base on my computer.  I used to have one but that was an old computer and I lost all that information in a computer crash a few years back.

So, I typed in all the addresses, adding in the updated ones I’d acquired.

Now, I want to use the power of the computer to simply print out mailing labels, but first I will have to figure out how to do that exactly.  I have the labels.  I have the computer.  I have the addresses all typed in.  It’s just a matter of time.

Time keeps on ticking and my “New Year’s Letter” will be a “Valentine’s Day Letter” if I don’t get it together and quick.

Doesn’t it seem like Christmas was a million years ago?  My denuded Christmas tree is still in the living room, waiting to be wrestled into its box.

But let’s contemplate sand castles built for the holidays at The Hotel del Coronado, shall we?

(I don’t know those people in the background but they wouldn’t move along.  Rude.)



My daughter’s molar is sitting on my desk, right next to the envelopes I meant to mail, my iPhone, a brand new book of Post-it notes and a notepad scrawled with notes that don’t matter anymore.

I should be asleep but I got distracted.   And then I thought I should write something in this neglected blog but there is so much I could say and so little I can say.  No man is an island and all that.

I took my daughter and my son’s girlfriend to the beach tonight to watch the sunset.  It was beautiful and only a little chilly.

We saw a pelican snap at an unsuspecting man’s elbow when the man invaded the pelican’s space.  A sign near the pelican said something like, “I am a wild animal.  I bite stupid people.”  That may have been the best moment of my day.


Short version

I have a long version of this story, but I am exhausted after working 104 hours in the past 2 weeks.  I wish I were exaggerating.  And by “work”, I only mean salaried work for my job.  That excludes all the general stuff I do to keep the household running, including cooking a homemade dinner a possible record-breaking five nights in a row and making sure everyone has clean underpants every day.  And clean bath towels.

And, by the way, did you know Christmas is coming?

The short version of the story is this:

Tonight I was cooking dinner.  Chocolate gravy and homemade biscuits and bacon.  (It’s a Texas thing.  Don’t be alarmed.  I know it’s weird.)  I’d finished the chocolate gravy and bacon and was about to dump the mixed-together biscuit dough onto the counter so I could knead it and cut out the biscuits.

And then I saw a . . . bug?  A tiny black bug on my biscuit dough.  What?  How?  Huh?

I removed the bug and peered closely at the dough–oh, look, this story is going from short to long–and there was another bug.

Then I decided my flour was contaminated with bugs, so I began to paw through the gigantic Costco-sized bag of flour I have (had!) and didn’t find any bugs, yet I knew there were bugs and my husband, who happened to stop by the kitchen, said, “Oh, I see one right there,” and then I dumped the dough into the gigantic bag of flour and took it to the trash can and threw it out.

My husband went to the grocery store and bought three cans of biscuits.  Thanks, Pillsbury.

And that is the not-short version of bugs in the biscuits.

You’re welcome.

At least I noticed the bugs today before I did any Christmas baking tomorrow.  Because–I’m not sure if you are aware of this–but Christmas is coming.  Soon, I hear.

Short version


Finally, the first day of winter has arrived.

The high temperature in this area next week is predicted to be 66 degrees and the low is supposed to drop to 39 degrees.  So, all the folks around here–including me–will be wearing their sweaters and boots.  I draw the line at mittens and hats, though.  My daughter laughed to see a couple walking our neighborhood this morning wearing stocking hats and coats and gloves.

My daughter was wearing shorts, a t-shirt and flip-flops.

I always think of winter solstice as the beginning of the downhill slide back into summer and longer days.  We’ve trudged through shorter and shorter days, longer and longer nights and now, finally, we’ll inch down the hill.

And before I know it, I’ll be sitting under my umbrella at the beach, luxuriating in the warmth of the sun.


But first, Christmas.

And the first day of Not The End of the World.


Ooooo! Ahhhhh!

I just can’t think of anything to say.  So, here’s a photo of the fireworks we saw at Disneyland last week.

Today I cleaned my office, so I am no longer in danger of being cast on the television show, Hoarders.

I’ve been working extra hours because other people at work are on vacation.  I’m trying not to be bitter about this because I like my job and co-workers so much.  But still.

I just turned on the heat so it won’t go below 65 degrees in the house tonight.  Turning on the heat in Southern California seems like a serious infraction but my husband doesn’t want the children to have frozen toes, so fine.  The heat is on and it smells kind of burnt since it hasn’t been on in a long time.

I finished reading  This Life Is in Your Hands: One Dream, Sixty Acres, and a Family Undone which I thoroughly enjoyed.  Now I am unmoored, unable to decide what to read next though I am surrounded by stacks of promising books.

My husband keeps urging me to write the Christmas letter.  I told him I bought stamps which I feel is a fine and timely contribution toward the Christmas letter goal.  Baby steps.

But say, aren’t those fireworks captured by my iPhone pretty?

See?  I have nothing to say, really.


Ooooo! Ahhhhh!